Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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BallBagspretty original, my surname is pronounced ball but is spelt baugh. other nicknames i remember are:
panda owl: he looked like a panda and an own
horseface: he looked like a horse
blockhead: he had a square head
Jesus: he walked through nettles with no pain to retreive balls
lip: he had a big lip
fingers: used his fingers on the dancefloor of our christmas party.
the stalking stick: he stalked us and was skinny
the phantom follower: the same person as above
Goat: he looked like a goat
fat ginge: this actually has a story: we were bullying him and jumping on him in the corridor, as you do, then i jumped on him and he hit his head on the wall. he got up grabbed me and called me a fat ginger git. we all thought the nickname suited him more as he was fatter, gingerer and gitier.
sponge: he once dyed the top of his hair blonde.
in more recent times in uni i get called Ginsters, because they sponser Argyle. plymouth because i am from plymouth, and the derogatory Janner.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:42, Reply)
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