Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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...nearly everyone has a nickname. I am Aaaa, because my name is Susanna, not Suzanne. You see.
My boyfriend, however, arrived at the society only to discover there was already a member named Robert. "OK," he replies, "you can call me Bob."
"Bob?" pipes up Dougie, "That's what you call a goldfish!"
And thus, he has been Bob the Goldfish ever since.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 22:37, Reply)
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