Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My mate ...Quite often ended up the butt of jokes - at secondary school his mum worked in the school office and jokes about that ensued. Then there was the time when he was dubbed a paedophile (due to a song I wrote about him incidentally; woops!). But the nicknames were the ones I'll never forget.
Unfortunately, my friend had the surname 'Downes'. Cue everyone referring to him as Downer or such-other related names for about 4 or 5 years.
Also, I once decided that his face was absolutely foul and dubbed him Fouly in a lesson of English. Didn't quite stick, but pissed him right off.
Currently his title is Adam the Gay, Ph.D.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 0:28, Reply)
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