Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Possibly to do with swimming...One of mine in secondary school was "Douglas the Whale, The King of the Fishes"...one of my mates even made me feature as such a creature in a flash movie he made about godzilla.
A friend of mine was apparently called "Spermy"...because she looked like a sperm...what the curly fuck?
Having a name like Douglas makes you open to a fair few names...particularly im primary school e.g:
Doug Funny (didn't find out about the cartoon for years)
Ducklas
Doglas (or maybe he just couldn't pronounce it...HIS name was Goke)
Father Dougal/Doogle
McDougal the Freud/third
Dung beeteel (as to how he pronounced it
Fin (wtf?!)/findelheindrich/findelusé
Nug/Nuggles
And aside from that every person I know has made the 'What do you call a man with a spade on his head?' followed shortly by 'What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade on his head?'
You call him fucking pissed off after all these years!
Length? PENIS!!
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