Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I'm not sure if this counts... a game of sorts was played at my school where we would take our full initials (works best with 3 or more) and make something amusing of them, a nickname or whatnot. Ignoring the guy whose initials were IRA, it give results like this:
David James Sutherland = DJ Sutherland
And of course, how do I come out of this situation?
Gay Cunt Tumilty.
They all seemed to think I was gay back then; either that or they'd just ran out of insults. Amorous thundercunts.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 0:37, Reply)
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