Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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There was a guy at school...Who's Firstname, Middlename and Surname could be used in their shorter forms to allow for
'Dick Willy D.'
Poor guy, was a bit special and as a result using the nickname could often be at the risk of a spack-attack.
There was also a girl in our year at secondary school who lost her phone, and when someone found it they had a snoop through the contents. One of which was a photo of her topless, on her knees, with what looked uncannily like cum in her mouth. The person who found the phone quickly bluetooth-ed the picture to their own phone before later attempting to distribute 'Jizzy-Lizzy' (or the rarer, cruder, 'Cumgullit') and her talents to anyone with an active bluetooth connection in an assembly. Including, it would seem, two teachers. She and they were not impressed and the culprit - who quite stupidly had his own name as his phone's bluetooth name - was excluded for something like a month, but the damage was done as most people had accepted the image transfer. Eek.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 3:38, Reply)
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