Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Us losers got our revenge...Giving nicknames to the people who tormented us (secretly of course) which included the following:
Penis- because this teacher was such a DICK.
Caterpillar carrot top- this kid had one eyebrow..and was ginger.
Jesus-teacher looked just like him, beard and all. I don't think Jesus ever wore a ponytail though..
Grandma-girl dyed her hair blonde and turned out grayish.
Gopher-this kid had big teeth in the front.
Beaver-bigger teeth than the one mentioned above.
Rat faced Robbie-swear to god he looked like a rat..beady eyes and real short hair.
Splotch- this teacher had a black splotch of SOMETHING on his tooth.
I got called Porkchop. Yeah, I'm fat.
The best one ever: Wetseat/Betsy Wetsy- this girl sat in our area one in lunch and we didn't like her..so we made her move. When she got up out of her seat there was a WET spot where her nether regions had been. No idea what it was, but we called her that for a long time afterwords...and never sat in that seat again.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 5:00, Reply)
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