Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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DeprivedI have spent my whole life as a fat, four-eyed ginger and yet no one ever gave me a nickname. Except, briefly and fairly affectionately, Monster. Which I thought lacked imagination.
One of my friends, though, acquired the splendid nicknames "Helix Daunting" and "Owlets Denuding" after an accident with a spellchecker. He seemed pleased.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 7:08, Reply)
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