Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My PE teachergets called the Caramel Man by his rugby team-mates. Why? Because he loves himself so much he could eat himself.
Aside from that, I've got a mate who I call Maurice. Its his middle name, and he insists its pronounced "Morris"...despite being spelt Maurice. We also called him Fatty McBuiscuitBalls for a while, only lasted about 6 days though
Currently, I'm being called Jimmy Carr, because I'm a sarcastic bastard. I hate Jimmy Carr. Also, Ian Hislop, because I'm a popular Political Satirist. And I look like him. Despite having hair...
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 8:47, Reply)
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