Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Since age 12A lad I went to school with has been called “Winnet”
It all came from the fact he could make himself fart, and on a school trip to France he was demonstrating this amazing gift. On hearing a teacher coming to see what was happening (6-7 lads and lasses in a bedroom just before bedtime, basically at the point where they start getting interested in on another. ) he forced a little too hard and shat a pea sized amount on the floor. One swift kick of it under the bed later in front of a shocked group and the nickname was born. He lived with it throughout school.
I’m now 32, and he’s still referred to as “Winnet” whenever we’re reminiscing.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 8:50, Reply)
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