Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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At school I went out with a girl who was called Annie and had the unfortunate nickname of Annie Bucket Fanny on account of her being a bit of a goer. From this you would expect her to have a vag like a wizard's sleeve but ironically she was rather snug down there! Either that or I just have an unfeasibly large knob. Probably not though!
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 9:14, Reply)
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