Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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DonkeyOn about day three at big school, Carl Sawetz, god love him, called me a donkey. It stuck, I am a bit of a donkey.
Everyone called me donkey for the next 5 years, (why the long face? oh cos you're a donkey! hahaha) though it did eventually get shortned to the more affectionate "donks".
On the plus side, I got to uni and people found out what my nickname was. They assumed (pretty much entirely wrongly) that I was called donkey because I was hung like a small horse. Consequently most of my year now think I pack a purple headed womb ferret Linford Christie would be proud of.
Fortunately only a select, and discrete group of ladies have ever had the misfortune to discover the crushing truth.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 9:22, Reply)
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