Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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SpewingsThe average ten year old's rhyming vocabulary is limited at the best of times, but with a surname as strange as mine, Spewings was the best anyone could ever come up with.
It gained a certain resonance however one French trip when, following two cans of Cherry 7-Up and a big bag of peanut M&M's my stomach decided that the back seat of the coach (the first time I had been granted access to it by the 'cool kids') needed redocorating, in a strange fizzy brown colour.
Later shortened to simply Spewz.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 May 2006, 9:36,
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