Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Used to call me Piggy (it just went with Parker ok ??) - although I was a little portly in them farbegone days. Which was fine until a joke went around with the punchline - "because he fucks pigs !" (How could they know ????)
I knew a guy called Curzon Harrington Wragg once, and though we didn't have a nickname 4 him, we did spend an entertaining evening over dinner trying to anagramise his name.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 9:36, Reply)
Used to call me Piggy (it just went with Parker ok ??) - although I was a little portly in them farbegone days. Which was fine until a joke went around with the punchline - "because he fucks pigs !" (How could they know ????)
I knew a guy called Curzon Harrington Wragg once, and though we didn't have a nickname 4 him, we did spend an entertaining evening over dinner trying to anagramise his name.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 9:36, Reply)
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