Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Used to call me Piggy (it just went with Parker ok ??) - although I was a little portly in them farbegone days. Which was fine until a joke went around with the punchline - "because he fucks pigs !" (How could they know ????)
I knew a guy called Curzon Harrington Wragg once, and though we didn't have a nickname 4 him, we did spend an entertaining evening over dinner trying to anagramise his name.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 9:36, Reply)
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