Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Where do I begin....
As a young fella I was somewhat portly, short and ginger so bet your arse I got some abusive nick names
Jaffa - round and orange
Spaz - not very goodd at sports
Yeti - age 11 size 12 feet hence big foot - yeti
fanta pants- orange pubes.
since those days I've grown a bit, now 6 foot 1, lost a ton of wieght and have grown into my huge feet. I still get grim satisfaction when I return to my old home town and see people I haven't seen in a while who made my life miserable and they ask do you remember spaz? I smile and say quietly, yeah thats me, looks of horror!
my current nick name is Buffy, cause I've (s)layed a few monsters in my time.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:01, Reply)
As a young fella I was somewhat portly, short and ginger so bet your arse I got some abusive nick names
Jaffa - round and orange
Spaz - not very goodd at sports
Yeti - age 11 size 12 feet hence big foot - yeti
fanta pants- orange pubes.
since those days I've grown a bit, now 6 foot 1, lost a ton of wieght and have grown into my huge feet. I still get grim satisfaction when I return to my old home town and see people I haven't seen in a while who made my life miserable and they ask do you remember spaz? I smile and say quietly, yeah thats me, looks of horror!
my current nick name is Buffy, cause I've (s)layed a few monsters in my time.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:01, Reply)
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