Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My friend and I used to belong to an amateur dramatics group
The nicknames we gave to our fellow luvvies weren't very snappy but they were at least descriptive.
Tom who can't act
Simon who can't remember his lines
Daniel who smells of wee
That bloke who always looks like he's had about 3 hours' sleep
Peter who isn't a bumbling old fool
Peter who is
This Wooden Jo
Office Head Ed
Nice guy Eddie
Rocksteady Eddie
That Annoying Girl
That Awful Girl
Sour-Faced Old Trout Woman
The Fat Bloke Who Used to Look Like Elvis
We didn't have many friends at that group.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:11, Reply)
The nicknames we gave to our fellow luvvies weren't very snappy but they were at least descriptive.
Tom who can't act
Simon who can't remember his lines
Daniel who smells of wee
That bloke who always looks like he's had about 3 hours' sleep
Peter who isn't a bumbling old fool
Peter who is
This Wooden Jo
Office Head Ed
Nice guy Eddie
Rocksteady Eddie
That Annoying Girl
That Awful Girl
Sour-Faced Old Trout Woman
The Fat Bloke Who Used to Look Like Elvis
We didn't have many friends at that group.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 10:11, Reply)
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