Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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A selectionThere were so many:
Kid at infants with rotten teeth was known as Marsy Bars
Had a kid with one arm who was known as Ren & Stumpy
A Jehovah's witness kid we used to call Santa and ask him what he wanted for Christmas
Lad at school was called Beany after what emerged on his winky after playing pooper games with a girl of questionable upbringing.
I heard tell of a girl at school being called Skippy after leaving a splodgy mess of chewed Skips (they're floaty light!) on someone's old chap following fellatio whilst wearing a brace - i have subsequently found out that this was my big sister.
And i was known as Thrush by the girls at school for a couple of years before anyone explained it to me - apparently i was an irritating c**t.
I'm proud of my length and wear my 25m badge on the front of my speedos
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 10:56, Reply)
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