Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Not forgettingOur RS Teacher, known as 'Harold the Bald Eagle'
or the captain of our cricket team, whose nickname was Biscuit because he was going out with a girl whose last name was McVitie.
The best one was a horse-faced candidate for college president at uni, who had a face like a Fish and went to Westminster School.
Naturally, she was known as Westminster Fish.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 12:56, Reply)
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