Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I got called Rupert
I still don't know why, it only stuck for a term. Thank god.
From Uni:
Make up boy - flushed tint to the cheeks, looked like he always wore mascara.
Evil Dave - Big booming mwahahahaha! voice, had to change it coz he was a sensitive flower and got all upset
The gimp - He sat in the corner and said nothing
Bendy Rob - Master of excellent dancelfoor shapes (think Emo Phillips/Ian Curtis) had multicoloured hair where mr men lived (?)
My sister was a fat kid, so we called her fatneck, she's grown into a willowy young women and needs bringing down a peg or two.
My Neice gets called the disk. When she was learning to read she pointed to a drain and said "Look mum, K for Esme!", so she became K-for, then kiffle, then kiffle disk (like the sweets), then Just "The Disk". Dunno if "The Disk" has started school yet.
My Dad is known as The Parish Bastard for his indignant rantings and extreme put downs at parish council meetings.
Can I go now?
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:05, Reply)
I still don't know why, it only stuck for a term. Thank god.
From Uni:
Make up boy - flushed tint to the cheeks, looked like he always wore mascara.
Evil Dave - Big booming mwahahahaha! voice, had to change it coz he was a sensitive flower and got all upset
The gimp - He sat in the corner and said nothing
Bendy Rob - Master of excellent dancelfoor shapes (think Emo Phillips/Ian Curtis) had multicoloured hair where mr men lived (?)
My sister was a fat kid, so we called her fatneck, she's grown into a willowy young women and needs bringing down a peg or two.
My Neice gets called the disk. When she was learning to read she pointed to a drain and said "Look mum, K for Esme!", so she became K-for, then kiffle, then kiffle disk (like the sweets), then Just "The Disk". Dunno if "The Disk" has started school yet.
My Dad is known as The Parish Bastard for his indignant rantings and extreme put downs at parish council meetings.
Can I go now?
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:05, Reply)
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