Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Around my way...
...there is a complete psychopath called Branaboo. When I say psychopath I am in no way exagerrating, he's a nutter. He's got god knows how many ASBOs and has a penchant for slashing passers by with a machete. Anyway, he became a bit of a legend around our way due to his various violent acts against the general public and it wasn't too long into someone worked out that it would be ironic to start calling me Briggaboo (My last name is Briggs) as i'm soft as shite, wouldn't/couldn't hurt a fly etc. I'm totally fucked if Branaboo finds out though, he doesn't take to kindly to copyright infringment.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:14, Reply)
...there is a complete psychopath called Branaboo. When I say psychopath I am in no way exagerrating, he's a nutter. He's got god knows how many ASBOs and has a penchant for slashing passers by with a machete. Anyway, he became a bit of a legend around our way due to his various violent acts against the general public and it wasn't too long into someone worked out that it would be ironic to start calling me Briggaboo (My last name is Briggs) as i'm soft as shite, wouldn't/couldn't hurt a fly etc. I'm totally fucked if Branaboo finds out though, he doesn't take to kindly to copyright infringment.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:14, Reply)
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