Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Buh
I'm a little shy in general, so have a tendency to mumble my words. This is less pronounced now, but combine it with being a greasy insecure teenager and you wouldn't be able to understand what I said at times.
Anyway, at about the time of the fast show, someone took the mickey:
brerefhjghgfrefd...f.er...f I was ..very very drunk, etc.
This eventually evolved (my first name is Paul):
Paul bleurehrerrerere
Paul bleurg
Paul bur
Paul buh
and finally
Buh.
An odd one to say the least.
The icing on the cake though was, when sitting at a family dinner, I noticed a wine bottle on a shelf behind my dad with the name "Paul Bur". Yep there is a champagne called "Paul Bur". I had to try very hard not to choke.
length etc.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:29, Reply)
I'm a little shy in general, so have a tendency to mumble my words. This is less pronounced now, but combine it with being a greasy insecure teenager and you wouldn't be able to understand what I said at times.
Anyway, at about the time of the fast show, someone took the mickey:
brerefhjghgfrefd...f.er...f I was ..very very drunk, etc.
This eventually evolved (my first name is Paul):
Paul bleurehrerrerere
Paul bleurg
Paul bur
Paul buh
and finally
Buh.
An odd one to say the least.
The icing on the cake though was, when sitting at a family dinner, I noticed a wine bottle on a shelf behind my dad with the name "Paul Bur". Yep there is a champagne called "Paul Bur". I had to try very hard not to choke.
length etc.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 13:29, Reply)
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