Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I was neither quite shit enough or cool enough to get a nickname at school, apart from being called 'Captain Charlotte' or 'Staplegun'. Oh the wit.
So now I like to make up unoriginal nicknames for singer songwriters. And in fact many of them I haven't made up, I've just stolen anyway.
I don't call her Shania Twain, Shania Twat that's what I like to say.
And then think I am the funniest thing ever, mistakenly.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 14:50, Reply)
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