Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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some I made up
I was neither quite shit enough or cool enough to get a nickname at school, apart from being called 'Captain Charlotte' or 'Staplegun'. Oh the wit.
So now I like to make up unoriginal nicknames for singer songwriters. And in fact many of them I haven't made up, I've just stolen anyway.
I don't call her Shania Twain, Shania Twat that's what I like to say.
And then think I am the funniest thing ever, mistakenly.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:50, Reply)
I was neither quite shit enough or cool enough to get a nickname at school, apart from being called 'Captain Charlotte' or 'Staplegun'. Oh the wit.
So now I like to make up unoriginal nicknames for singer songwriters. And in fact many of them I haven't made up, I've just stolen anyway.
I don't call her Shania Twain, Shania Twat that's what I like to say.
And then think I am the funniest thing ever, mistakenly.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:50, Reply)
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