Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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It was a time of war...
War in Yugoslavia in fact. We had a kid called Charles at school. Even though he was English, we called him "Billy the Bosnian" for some reason.
Same kid didn't know who his father was so we also called him Waistcoat. This was in honour of the manufacturers of John Virgo's waistcoats - Nodads.
Apologies for not posting more offensive content for the 'Funerals' question last week.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:53, Reply)
War in Yugoslavia in fact. We had a kid called Charles at school. Even though he was English, we called him "Billy the Bosnian" for some reason.
Same kid didn't know who his father was so we also called him Waistcoat. This was in honour of the manufacturers of John Virgo's waistcoats - Nodads.
Apologies for not posting more offensive content for the 'Funerals' question last week.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 14:53, Reply)
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