Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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bloke at uni...got called (unbeknownst to him which kinda defeats the point) "lurchyjambohitecshoes".
Why? Cos he was freakishly tall ("lurchy"), looked like (now defunct) jambo off of hollyoaks ("jambo") and wore "so crap they're crap" hi-tec basketball boots ("hitecshoes").
Also a girl at school well known to Squidboot called "sideboardthighqueen" for reasons which are lost in the mists of time.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:00, Reply)
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