Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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myWatching football in my first week at uni. Blackburn were playing. Paul Dickov was playing. I remarked (being the hillarious wit that I am) that it would be good if his middle name was "My". Like Paul My Dickov = Pull My Dick Off.
My name is Paul.
I'm now simply "My".
And my surname is now used by all my friends to mean cock. Not good.
*pop*
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:27, Reply)
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