Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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It started off with 'cockney wanker' - as I'm from Colchester in Essex, which to the northerners I knew was just a part of london?!?!
This progressed to The Gimp & Deviant as I used to make a lot of sick jokes and lived in the little attic room of our student house "bring out the gimp...but the gimp's sleeping.."
A friend used to get called Scaramanga after the James Bond villian as he had a big mole on his forehead like a third nipple.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:35, Reply)
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