Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Was called Communist Ben at school,on account of being an argumentative lil' munky in Modern History. Gained the unfortunate moniker 'fwa fwa' at 6th form, on account of being a f***ing smartarse who got on everyone's tits. Thus, when declaiming at length about transubstantiation in Catholic dogma, was quickly silenced by the whole common room shouting fwa fwa fwa FWA at me. Since when I never say anything to anyone ever. Except when drunk.
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same as yours, but on fire will explosively decompress on, Fri 19 May 2006, 16:11,
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