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Scool. Leaving day for the last year. We all go down to the park and drink cider (as you do)... Poor Joey Percival or 'Percy'(let's use his real name eh?), ended up getting stripped by some of the bigger, more homoerotic members of the school... turns out 'Percy' has an extremely small member...

Thank god it was his last day in school, otherwise 'Pinky and Percy' would have stuck.

A girl that an old mate of mine was having relations (or sex) with... she had a bit of a lop-sided eye. I was into watching Manga films at the time and found a character in a movie called Devil man called 'Jinman' who was a demon turtle thing with a lop-sided eye... Her name stuck, but nobody knew why. Only i found it funny... so hahaha.

'Little Jimmy'... was a caretaker at our school, who everyone believed had killed a student and buried him under the cricket pitch. Bollocks of course, but Little Jimmy was the name that stuck and inspired fear into every gullible student.

'Spitfire'... name for a teacher who foamed at the mouth and fired spittle at everyone when he got excited. He's dead now.

'The hills have eyes' was the nickname for the bald wierdo who once worked in the same warehouse. As was 'salmon man' a guy with a strange disorder where his eyes bulged wierdly from his face.

Girth/Strelm/Brolm/Krelm and indeed Bilm.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 19 May 2006, 19:24, Reply)