Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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One of the teachers at my secondary school was nicknamed TC. He loved it - he thought it stood for Top Cat. Unfortunately, he was wrong. Being dyslexic and none too sharp, he'd not been nicknamed Top Cat, but rather, Thick Cunt.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 20:11, Reply)
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