Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Sad but all too true
I used to drink with a guy who was nicknamed WAP. He even had it tattooed on his arm. As this had no apparent link with his christian name or surname I asked him, "Why are you called WAP?"
And with an unfeasibly proud grin he said, "It stands for What A Plonker"
What a plonker.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 20:35, Reply)
I used to drink with a guy who was nicknamed WAP. He even had it tattooed on his arm. As this had no apparent link with his christian name or surname I asked him, "Why are you called WAP?"
And with an unfeasibly proud grin he said, "It stands for What A Plonker"
What a plonker.
( , Fri 19 May 2006, 20:35, Reply)
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