Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Dog CockFull name - saggy dog cock. Tall lad,James was his name, sporty guy. Was the bigest asshole you ever met. One day at lunch me and my mates were thinking of rude names for each other (as 13 year olds do). Most were just the usual dickface, scrotumboy. But then, out of the blue came, hey James is a dick, why don't we call him Saggy dog cock? Over time the name stuck, and was shortened to just Dock cock because it took to long to say. No one actually calls him James anymore, even teachers know hes called Dog Cock.
He is a very smug bastard, too.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 22:25, Reply)
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