Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Psychology Dave.. what an utter cunt!I studied at Goldsmiths a few years ago. We had a lot of Daves and Toms so they all were granted with hilarious epithets so we could tell them apart. Big Tom, Little tom, Scouse Dave Max Dave...
There was one Dave who thought his name was Psychology Dave and introduced himself as such in my Fresher's week. I remember asking someone about that complete dick, Psychology dave. They looked at me confused,
"Who?"
"Oo-ooh. No. That's Cunt Dave. Cos he's a cunt."
The sad thing was it truly was his nickname, EVERYONE including the cleaners in the union called him that.
It was Bum Tom I really felt sorry for though....
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 9:16, Reply)
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