
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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the woman stopped to look in the window of a shop, leaving her bloke and 2 kiddies merrily walking in front, all of a sudden he stops, turns round, sees she's not there. He looked, clocked her and bellowed (in front of all and sundry inc the kids) "Oi, cumbucket, hurry up!"
She looked over and then duely followed...nice.
( , Sat 20 May 2006, 10:25, Reply)
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