Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Inch High Private EyeJust remembered one about me.
Had started my first proper part time job, was a porter in a hotel, mostly doing nights in the bar or nightclub. One day was asked to set the nightclub up for opening. I used to love that as you'd start at 8 pm, club opened at 11:30 and setting up took an hour tops, but no managers would come near due to club bar manager setting up with me. Another porter came down to the club to help(Doss about for a while). I'm short for my age and this porter was a lanky string of piss. Height difference noted by B.M. and yells "Oi Inch High Private Eye, Get back to work", two days later it was shortened to Inch. 6 Years later I'm still known as that in a few pubs in my town.
NOTHING wrecks your ego like talking to a cute girl and someone asks "Inch High, Wanna pint?"
Too many length/girth gags suffered so no appologies!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 20 May 2006, 12:08,
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