Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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I believe in a thing called love...I used to date a guy called Mark. He looked like Justin Hawkins from the Darkness, and fancied himself as living a rock n roll lifestyle (ie. constantly wasted).
So I called him The Markness behind his back. And then to his face.
We didn't last long, but that was more to do with his being a violent, sectarian junkie piss artiste than my mockery.
I call him The Markness to this day.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 14:42, Reply)
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