Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Two cupsI had a mate (let's call him "Brian Reid").
He made the foolish mistake of claiming, whilst hormone-fuelled teenagers, that he could fill two cups with semen.
His nickname was therefore "two cups", and sometimes "cups, two" when we were being more formal.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 14:43, Reply)
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