Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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there was a girlin my year at school. she had spag knees and walked with her feet bowed inwards. she had to put drawing pins in the heels of her shoes to even up the wear that she caused to them. we called her ugnip cos thats pingu spelt backwards and the cheeky little penguin walks with his feet splayed outwards. we thought we were so clever. until i got drunk and pulled her. the shame
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bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Sat 20 May 2006, 16:40,
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