Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Know a rather posh girl in my yearWho in real life has 5 names. I'll blank 2 of them, just to cover my ass legally. R****** Elizabeth Holly L*****-Payne is her real name. Then my mate started going out with her. He discovered her full name, and then his dad found out. So, it got boosted to R****** Elizabeth Holly Porpington-Smythe L*****-Payne. And then...we got bored, and added some more. One year later, it currently stands at 21.
R****** Elizabeth Holly Porpington Smythe L*****-Payne Farquar Smith-Wright-Smith-Williamson Ponsonby Poshington Gervais-Brookhamsterson Tressington Floyd Davis Higgins Flockhart Bronson the 3rd.
I can never recite the whole thing fully, only about 60/70% of it. So we sometimes call her that, its usually shortened to what started it all off, Porpington Smythe, or "Porpy". It's truely a miracle of modern science that she doesn't know about it yet.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 17:48, Reply)
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