Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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French Bastard...We all thought my mate Will lookes a bit like Will Shakespeare, so we always used to call him that. Then, someone pointed out that he was less Will Shakespeare, more French Pornographer.
And because we didn't want to give him the credit of being anything to do with porn, he just became French.
So now everyone calls him Frenchy, you see somethng French you throw it at him, ringing him up and pretending to be his long lost father the King of France, and so on and so forth.
It's gotten so out of hand that we threw a French party for him for his birthday, complete with a French buffet of baggettes and brie and all the french fancies he can eat.
He's never even been to France.
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 18:14, Reply)
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