Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Who dat?My family has so many nicknames for me that when my brother-in-law received a birthday card from me which I'd signed with my proper name, he asked my sister, "Who's this?"
Also, after I'd been working at my office for about a year and a half, some of the senior suits in my section (of 15 people) were having a chat and my name came up. "Who's that?" inquired one of them. (The reply from one of the others, reportedly, was, "Oh, you know, that chick who wore black all the time and now she wears all this weird Indian shit.")
Anyway, other than "Whodat" there are several nicknames I've been given: Riffraff, Raven, Hunchback Pig, That Blonde Bitch, and Gori (Urdu vernacular for "white chick").
Nowadays, most people just call me "Sister." I'm happy with that.
(, Sun 21 May 2006, 0:58, Reply)
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