Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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My girfriend....& I like to go for walks. I prefer to walk where hills are involved. She prefers to take a stroll along the lake where we live (flat ground). Any way one day we were walking up a gradual hill & I noticed she was falling behind, so I simply turned around & said "Come on Musi!". Naturally she had a puzzled look on her face as you probably do now. When I got to the top & waited for her to catch up I taunted her with the previous statement. When she did catch up I explained that she would make a good Muslim wife one day as she will not walk in front of her man. To this day I still do it anytime & anywhere when she slows down. I think it pisses her off at times, but she does take it well. I love my Musi, she has a great sense of humour. (one has to if they are to put up with me). We dont go for as many walks now for some reason.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 21 May 2006, 1:56,
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