
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Was in the cubscouts growing up. Would have been about 9 or 10 when this little incident occurred. Was at a weeklong camp, where we all stayed in little cabins, 6 or 8 of us per cabin. On the second day, one of my fellow campers, who we'll call Travis (for that is his name) was found out to have a bit of a problem wiping his arse. This was the result of his hideously skidmarked briefs being found on the cabin floor. The briefs were soon on a eight foot long stick, which was ceremoniously paraded throughout camp by his cabinmates to the delight of all. The result; He was forever dubbed Shitz, and to his credit he stayed with our troop for many a year. Saw him on a date a full decade and change later, "Hiya Shitz!" I think he wanted to cry. Shame... she was cute too.
( , Sun 21 May 2006, 20:48, Reply)
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