Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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History teacherOne of History teachers was called Mr. Hepworth.
One day, during a lesson, Mr Hepworth suffered an epiletic fit. Several students thought it was hiliarious, doubled with the new term "Hepiletic Hepworth" they giggled for weeks about it.
Variations were limited to stuff like "Heppy" but the sight of a large ginger rugby player suddenly collapsing and very nearly twatting his head on a desk.... never really appealed to me or amused me that much.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 0:30, Reply)
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