Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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we like songsJames the cat...
(sing to the tune of Jake the peg)
Deedle-eedle-eedle-dum
is really fat
Deedle-eedle-eedle-dum
Couldn't sit on your lap
Deedle-eedle-eedle-dum
Cause he'd squash you flat
Deedle-eedle-eedle-dum!
We used to wait inside the school gates for the poor bugger to arrive and chant it as he walked in. Bit long though.
Mum used to call me Ichabod for no reason but to make me mad. This was shortened to Icky which was worse. Conjures up unpleasant associations doesn't it.
My favorite was 'mushroom head' given to a girl in my 3rd form class who recieved a very unfortunate haircut, she grew it out over the next four years but retained the name mushroomhead indefinately.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 1:50, Reply)
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