Duck & Others
There was a girl i was friends with at school - she started to piss me off after a while so i started being a bit nasty - She was nicknamed duck because when she laughed she looked like one. Needless to say once people started calling her Duck she didn't laugh so much anymore. I also made a song up about her dandruff too, I'd sing it to her and anyone else that would listen during physics. I think she ended up hating me.

Snake also hated me but fuck it i can't help being a twat. Anyway snake got her name because of god knows what - I think she'd said something stupid about snakes which people found funny or whatever. She used to get really mad whenever anyone called her snake, obviously that made people do it even more.
It made her cry a few times.

Beavis was nicknamed beavis cause he looked like him - we tried finding someone that looked like butthead but we never could.

Jesus was named jesus because of his long lank hair, i liked jesus he was cool. The the day we left school for the very last time some twat cut his hair off.

Molly - After the film 'Ghost' came out a girl had her hair cut - She looked like Molly, I lengthened it to Molly Mushroomhead. She didn't like me.

There are more but i can't quite remember them all - I got the Nickname 'Bitch' When i went to sixth form. I thought that they could have tried harder, lazy bastard sudents!
(HamsterOfDoom, Mon 22 May 2006, 3:54, Reply)