Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Having a wonky eye...... tends to single you out. So whilst at Uni a girl who had the unforunate afliction of confusing anyone she looked at was proptly called Jo - because of GI Joe, or glass eye jo as we'd extended it to mean.
Worst bit though was that nobody could actually remember her real name, which was definately not Jo or Joanne etc. God, we were cunts! Still, I went a step further and copped off with her one night... minging tits.
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 May 2006, 15:59,
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