Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Poo bagWhen I was at uni, we had to advertise for a random person to move into our house of 8 after my mate went off to France for a gap year. The only person who wasn't totally freakish who applied was this rather quiet kid called Saqid, or Saq for short.
He turned out to be a bit of disaster - he lived on nothing but dodgy tesco tinned curry served with a mountain of rice (which frequently caused him to spend hours shitting it out), used to get stoned on Marlboro Lights and pissed on nothing more than a pint of cider.
After a night out, there was me, my very new girlfriend, Saq and a (really actually quite attractive) girl he'd inexplicably managed to pull. After another drink or two, Saq gets up and says he's just popping to the loo. He does. For about 40 minutes. There's only so much small talk you can get through before everyone in the room realises he's gone to crimp one out. It was most embarassing for everyone concerned as we all barely knew each other.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, he was known form then on – never to his face, only between the other housemates – as Saq of Shit.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 16:15, Reply)
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