Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Nothing a little op didn't sort out...............
.. but when I worked for the local youth centre, there was a lad there who had a huge cyst in the middle of his forehead.
It really was a size, and I would say at it's peak, absolutely no pun intended, it stood a good inch from his face. No shit.
Instead of trying to imagine themselves in this lad's shoes and showing a scrap of compassion, his peers openly called him 'Turbo Tithead'.
You can imagine how thrilled he was by that.
( , Mon 22 May 2006, 21:08, Reply)
.. but when I worked for the local youth centre, there was a lad there who had a huge cyst in the middle of his forehead.
It really was a size, and I would say at it's peak, absolutely no pun intended, it stood a good inch from his face. No shit.
Instead of trying to imagine themselves in this lad's shoes and showing a scrap of compassion, his peers openly called him 'Turbo Tithead'.
You can imagine how thrilled he was by that.
( , Mon 22 May 2006, 21:08, Reply)
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