Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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At a party one night
One of those kids who doesn't really get to parties a lot was there, lived in a remote place, wasn't really fully socialised with the outside world...he got drunk, and decided it would be fun to meditate. On the hosts shed roof.
Me and a mate remembered this in the morning, figured it was so he could be one of those sex gods, who meditate for about a month to hone their sexual powers so they've got the biggest horn ever and can reach the female orgasm before their own.
We still call him Tantra to this day.
( , Mon 22 May 2006, 22:28, Reply)
One of those kids who doesn't really get to parties a lot was there, lived in a remote place, wasn't really fully socialised with the outside world...he got drunk, and decided it would be fun to meditate. On the hosts shed roof.
Me and a mate remembered this in the morning, figured it was so he could be one of those sex gods, who meditate for about a month to hone their sexual powers so they've got the biggest horn ever and can reach the female orgasm before their own.
We still call him Tantra to this day.
( , Mon 22 May 2006, 22:28, Reply)
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