Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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i hate you alla couple of truly witty plays on my name in primary school were
1. nina ribena,
or
2 .the *oh so funny* fire-engine noise of neeeeeeeeeeeeeenaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww.
also, a pals mother (who was all of 4 foot nothing, clearly just jealous) used to call me Skinnymalinky (as in skinnymalinkylonglegsbigbananafeet)
and my mother's friend used to call me Little Face, as in the Dick Tracey character. i have absolutely no idea why and i fucking hated it. worst bit was she used to think it was cute when i got upset when she ignored my pleas for her to stop.
(, Mon 22 May 2006, 22:52, Reply)
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